Let's all learn about: Brilliance

I decided that in order to increase my typing speed, the ultra fast, multi-gigahertz, central processing chip should be moved from the system unit and be placed into the keyboard.

I will weld it. I can hardly wai 

-- Arthur Manse

Let's all learn about: Wisdom

I would love to debate you on the difference between reason and excuse, but I feel you are irrational, and not up to the task. 

-- Dr. G. Paul Fredericks

Let's all learn about: Religion

In response to the last question from the flock: religion is a herding mechanism. 

-- Rev. Harold Fowler Tinty

Let's all learn about: Listening

I repeatedly had to reprimand him for a deliberate lack of attention.  It was upon his fifth request for clarification, that the assault with which I am charged, occurred. 

-- Charles W. Willaims

Let's all learn about: Global Warming

In five billion years, at the current rate of global warming, the Earth will nova.

-- Dr. E. Preston Draught

Let's all learn about: Surgery

I was about to take an aspirin for the pain in my right knee, when I noticed it had no orifice.  I immediately reached for a scalpel.

-- Dr. Paul Entworthy

Let's all learn about: Technology

If you believe the assurances of the telecommunications industry, that cell phone use is safe, then, you at least partially deserve the aggressive, birds-egg-sized brain tumor that you will receive.  Or, in your specific case, a walnut.

-- Dr. E. Havard Roach

Let's all learn about: Creativity

I have before me a keyboard.

-- Mr. Wallace Green

Let's all learn about: Religion

Unfortunately, our context suffers due to the sad fact that the Bible does not have a laugh track.

-- Rev. Richard Fortune

Let's all learn about: Natural Resources

There is sufficient water on earth to drown every human being six thousand times over.

-- Montgomery Ericson

Let's all learn about: Pain

His eyes were remarkable in that they could project such piercing malevolence, that his glare engendered actual physical pain. I distinctly recall searing agony in my toe as I berated him for his behavior.

-- J. Norman Whithorne

Let's all learn about: Knowledge

When there is no particular merit in the pursuit of a fact, then one must spare no effort to understand why.


-- Mr. Ripley Bennet