Pianissimo Gravitisimo

If a piano was falling out of a window onto an unsuspecting member of the grammatical police or a literary watchdog and I yelled, "Look the fuck out!” He would not move.

Left To Right

.violent unusually are left to right read who people seems It

Obama NOPE

Sometimes you will have random, unrelated streams of thought that are only fused together into a realization by an image.

Customer Service

"Waiter, the pâté is not to my satisfaction."

"What is the problem with it sir?"

"It's not smooth enough."

"I'll tend to it immediately sir, but first may I ask you a few questions? State your full name; your personal net worth; corporate board affiliations; political party membership; and whether you are long or short the shares of our parent company."

"What?!"

"I will send this information along to our Managing Director. In the meantime, I'll have Maurice come over and suck your cock. MAURICE! You'll like Maurice sir, he's one of our best cocksuckers."

The Financial System Is Rotten

The financial system is rife with fraud and embezzlement. How can you have a squeaky clean government under these conditions?

You can't.

Too bad all the investigative journalists have been Raptured.

Too Big To Fail

Howard weighed in at 350 pounds.


When asked by his doctor why he had embarked on this incredible eating binge he replied "I was trying to get too big to fail."

Those Led By The Nose

Senator Harry Reid shows off his new nose ring.

Various Royal Pointing Gestures By Prince Charles

Prince Charles pointing up.

Prince Charles pointing to his right, perhaps sensing danger.

Prince Charles pointing to his right and slightly down.

Prince Charles pointing up again.

All pointing gestures are done with the right hand. Does this matter? I strongly doubt it.

The Gaza Crisis

Outgoing President George Bush discusses the Israeli invasion of Gaza with well known Jew, Jesus Christ.