"The Blog That's A Hoax"
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Secure Astronomy
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Saving Soles
Today the Bush White House unveiled a new rule requiring all staff and visitors to wear soft, fluffy slippers while on the premises.
The slippers are made of rehabilitating lambs wool, used in physiotherapy and natural suede. The wool is soft and cozy. The soles are made of one layer of wool, one thick layer of foam and a layer of natural leather. They are also recommended for people suffering from delusions.
When asked why he had imposed the new regulation, President Bush, speaking from behind a portable Plexiglas shield and wearing a helmet, said "I'm the only one allowed to wear shoes here now 'cause I won't get fooled again."
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Something Funny
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Near Earth Objects
Thursday, December 11, 2008
George Bush Meets With Lively Sudanese Tablecloth
George Bush meets with a lively Sudanese tablecloth at the White House.
The striking black white and red highlights one of the most popular trends in interior design as it is dramatic and effortless in its minimal approach.
Basic black also allows a little colour to go a long way. A black linen tablecloth or runner sets the stage for the vibrancy and impact of a strong colour such as red. Or, for a clean and classy look try this black white and red linen combo together with neutrals such as stone, natural and ivory.
100% Irish linen. Hemstitched border. Fully machine washable.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Monolithic Terms
We commonly use terms that imply a monolithic structure. Terms like 'the police' and 'the government'. We will know when social order breaks down when these monolithic terms break down.
For example:
If, when we require 'OUR Police' to protect us from 'THEIR police', we will know that a social upheaval is in progress. Should this occur, 'THE Government' will soon follow like this:
You won't want to be 'THEIR' when that happens.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Bubbles
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Future Telescope Names
In the finest tradition of one-upmanship:
- Look How Big I Am Telescope (LHBIAT)
- Insanely Massive Telescope (IMT)
- Monumentally Huge Optical Unit (MHOU)
- Fucking Unbelievably Large Telescope (FULT)
- Gigantic Light Bucket (GLB)
- The Infinite Eye Of God (TIEOG)
- I Can't Believe How Big This Is (ICBHBTI)
- Pack. We're Going To The Other Side Of The Mirror (PWGTTOSOTM)
- I'm Afraid Telescope (IAT)
- LightZilla (LZ)
- Saints Preserve Us Telescope (SPUT)
- The Photonitron (TP)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
The Prince And The Hose
HRH Prince Charles is introduced to a hose in Africa. Even though it is only a partial hose, future plans call for royal meetings with full length hoses on a worldwide basis.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
I Drew An X
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Eye Nose
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Aggressive Muffin Techniques
Monday, November 10, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
(P)ost (H)ole (D)igger
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
How To Argue With A Neocon
Tired of being shouted down in an argument with your local neocon? Then grab the new NeoGone PT 130.
The PT 130 emits a sustained 180 decibel blast that randomly fluctuates between 2000 and 4000 Hz, a damaging sonic assault to be sure.
So don't yell over them any more, relax and blast them into stunned silence with the NeoGone PT 130.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Golden Bull
Thursday, October 30, 2008
The Dog
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Whackjobs And Wingnuts
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Matt Meets The Queen
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- You think you understand what you thought I said, but really what you heard is not what I meant to imply.