In the finest tradition of one-upmanship:
- Look How Big I Am Telescope (LHBIAT)
- Insanely Massive Telescope (IMT)
- Monumentally Huge Optical Unit (MHOU)
- Fucking Unbelievably Large Telescope (FULT)
- Gigantic Light Bucket (GLB)
- The Infinite Eye Of God (TIEOG)
- I Can't Believe How Big This Is (ICBHBTI)
- Pack. We're Going To The Other Side Of The Mirror (PWGTTOSOTM)
- I'm Afraid Telescope (IAT)
- LightZilla (LZ)
- Saints Preserve Us Telescope (SPUT)
- The Photonitron (TP)
