Your Two O'Clock

The Many Faces Of Obama

Obama thinking.

Obama excited.

Obama engaged.

Obama calm.

Obama numb.

What Could It Be?

During a riveting discussion with a gardening expert, Prince Charles suddenly senses danger...

Secure Astronomy

Early large Newtonian hybrid telescope. Doubles as a cannon so that intruding light sources can be shelled.

Note the balls.

GAGA Eyes

It wasn't long after they met that Jesus feel madly for George.

Saving Soles

Today the Bush White House unveiled a new rule requiring all staff and visitors to wear soft, fluffy slippers while on the premises.

The slippers are made of rehabilitating lambs wool, used in physiotherapy and natural suede. The wool is soft and cozy. The soles are made of one layer of wool, one thick layer of foam and a layer of natural leather. They are also recommended for people suffering from delusions.

When asked why he had imposed the new regulation, President Bush, speaking from behind a portable Plexiglas shield and wearing a helmet, said "I'm the only one allowed to wear shoes here now 'cause I won't get fooled again."

Something Funny

It's funny. You can go and see the original US Constitution; the original document, and read it in English. However, there are divisions and schools of thought over what it means. Yet, the Bible has no original documents and people claim to know exactly what it says.

That's funny.

Observational Interruptus

God intervenes just as Howard is about to discover the truth.

Near Earth Objects

Doctor Bagly and his astronomical team slowly came to realize that the rogue asteroid fit no known category.

George Bush Meets With Lively Sudanese Tablecloth

George Bush meets with a lively Sudanese tablecloth at the White House.

The striking black white and red highlights one of the most popular trends in interior design as it is dramatic and effortless in its minimal approach.

Basic black also allows a little colour to go a long way. A black linen tablecloth or runner sets the stage for the vibrancy and impact of a strong colour such as red. Or, for a clean and classy look try this black white and red linen combo together with neutrals such as stone, natural and ivory.

100% Irish linen. Hemstitched border. Fully machine washable.

Snobs

Ultimately, the experts are the last to know.

Obama Is Coming In

Fourth and eight trillion, and Obama is coming in to attempt a 265,000 mile field goal.

Monolithic Terms

We commonly use terms that imply a monolithic structure. Terms like 'the police' and 'the government'. We will know when social order breaks down when these monolithic terms break down.

For example:
If, when we require 'OUR Police' to protect us from 'THEIR police', we will know that a social upheaval is in progress. Should this occur, 'THE Government' will soon follow like this:
You won't want to be 'THEIR' when that happens.

Bubbles

	There is much talk these days about bubbles. The mortgage or real estate bubble, the tech bubble, and the soon to pop commercial real estate bubble. Bubbles, like all forms of growth within a finite system, are unsustainable. Most media talk about bubbles focuses on those of the financial type. But there is another bubble that is currently being created. This bubble concerns me the most. People with nothing left to loose are being created at a very high rate. When does the poor and disadvantaged bubble pop?
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Balance

Do we have Ultimate Truth yet?

Are We There Yet?

Is this the economy?