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Friday, October 31, 2008

Golden Bull





"Sir, why are the Christians praying to a golden cow on Wall Street?"

"Jentili, they are not praying to a golden cow. It's a golden bull. They are asking God for a market rally."

"I didn't know God was interested in the stock market Sir."

"Jentili, I didn't know that idolatry is now nouveau Christian."

"But Sir, why would they go to Wall Street to ask God for a market rally?"

"Because Jentili, He works for JP Morgan."







- excerpt from one of Matt's conversations


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