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Friday, May 16, 2008

First Pentecostal Baptist Church of the Chosen Ones celebrates its IPO


  
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The First Pentecostal Baptist Church of the Chosen Ones (ticker symbol: C.ONES) has become the most recent church to be listed on the New York Religious Exchange (NYRE). FPB president and founder, Rev. H. Eldon Biggs, said in a prepared sermon that FPB's new Turbo line of anointed clothes were targeted at the lucrative white male executive niche in the healing market.  


About FPB
FPB is the leading provider of religious cloth healing solutions. FPB’s customer base includes 100% of the District Court judges in the southern United States and more than 84% of local politicians. FPB’s broad and proven suite of healing and anointing solutions addresses a range of complex religious problems that include posture optimization, personal continuity, financial offering verification and tracking and deathbed management. FPB was founded in 0034 and is based in Denton, Texas. 


About NYRE
NYRE operates the world's largest and most liquid religious exchange and offers the most diverse array of religious products and services. NYRE is the world leader for listings, trading in religious equities, spiritual derivatives, Godly bonds and the distribution of religious market data. Representing a combined $3.3 trillion total market capitalization of listed religions and average daily trading value of approximately $13.9 billion, NYRE seeks to provide the highest standards of market quality and integrity, innovative products and services to investors and issuers. 
 
  


  

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