Future Telescope Names

In the finest tradition of one-upmanship:

• Look How Big I Am Telescope (LHBIAT)

• Insanely Massive Telescope (IMT)

• Monumentally Huge Optical Unit (MHOU)

• Fucking Unbelievably Large Telescope (FULT)

• Gigantic Light Bucket (GLB)

• The Infinite Eye Of God (TIEOG)

• I Can't Believe How Big This Is (ICBHBTI)

• Pack. We're Going To The Other Side Of The Mirror (PWGTTOSOTM)

• I'm Afraid Telescope (IAT)

• LightZilla (LZ)

• Saints Preserve Us Telescope (SPUT)

• The Photonitron (TP)

Fate

	Fear shouldn't scare you; it should just motivate you to make your next mistake.
	- Dr. E. Benton Figgs

The Prince And The Hose

HRH Prince Charles is introduced to a hose in Africa. Even though it is only a partial hose, future plans call for royal meetings with full length hoses on a worldwide basis.