Zeroeth- A politician must not merely act in the interests of individual lobbyists, but of all lobby groups.
First- A politician may not injure a lobbyist or, through inaction, allow a lobbyist to come to harm.
Second- A politician must obey orders given to him by lobbyists, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third- A politician must protect his own interests as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
This seems to be what is happening, therefore, politicians are robots.
Evil robots.
- Thurston H. Drubburd
