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Friday, June 20, 2008

Committee Rejects Anonymous Sources


  
 The Committee informed me that my testimony would not be considered acceptable if I attributed any information to unnamed officials or anonymous sources.  I protested saying: "This is America! What other sources of information do I have?"

The Chairman then warned me of possible contempt charges should I continue my outburst.  It was then that I removed the foam mallet from its hidden compartment.
 
  


 - D. Dub (Crako) Dubbin 

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