Police Prejudice Against Scientists

	I informed the officer that discharging his taser would, in fact, harm him - as I was wearing an invisible sheath of stealth armor that reflected the taser charge back at the assailant. I further assured him, that my Nobel prize for the discovery would be awarded to me shortly at a special ceremony in Sweden. It was then that I felt the bullet enter my leg.
	- Harv Smythe