Obama NOPE

Sometimes you will have random, unrelated streams of thought that are only fused together into a realization by an image.

Too Big To Fail

Howard weighed in at 350 pounds.


When asked by his doctor why he had embarked on this incredible eating binge he replied "I was trying to get too big to fail."

Those Led By The Nose

Senator Harry Reid shows off his new nose ring.

The Gaza Crisis

Outgoing President George Bush discusses the Israeli invasion of Gaza with well known Jew, Jesus Christ.

Your Two O'Clock

Something Funny

It's funny. You can go and see the original US Constitution; the original document, and read it in English. However, there are divisions and schools of thought over what it means. Yet, the Bible has no original documents and people claim to know exactly what it says.

That's funny.

George Bush Meets With Lively Sudanese Tablecloth

George Bush meets with a lively Sudanese tablecloth at the White House.

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Monolithic Terms

We commonly use terms that imply a monolithic structure. Terms like 'the police' and 'the government'. We will know when social order breaks down when these monolithic terms break down.

For example:
If, when we require 'OUR Police' to protect us from 'THEIR police', we will know that a social upheaval is in progress. Should this occur, 'THE Government' will soon follow like this:
You won't want to be 'THEIR' when that happens.

Are We There Yet?

Is this the economy?

Fate

	Fear shouldn't scare you; it should just motivate you to make your next mistake.
	- Dr. E. Benton Figgs

I Drew An X

As you can see, the closer we move to an oligarchy, the more fawning the media becomes to the power structure.

Isn't that interesting?

Research As Punishment

(P)ost (H)ole (D)igger

	Many of your opinions are theories with no experience to verify them as true. They are built by inference. That is why Harvard rejected you. They felt you didn't need the degree.
	- Dr. Laslow F. Zetz

Golden Bull

	"Sir, why are the Christians praying to a golden cow on Wall Street?" "Jentili, they are not praying to a golden cow. It's a golden bull. They are asking God for a market rally." "I didn't know God was interested in the stock market Sir." "Jentili, I didn't know that idolatry is now nouveau Christian." "But Sir, why would they go to Wall Street to ask God for a market rally?" "Because Jentili, He works for JP Morgan."
	- excerpt from one of Matt's conversations

Jesus Trades

Jesus looking at his trading screen in disbelief as the DOW flirts with a downside limit lock.

Another Day At The Office

"Dear Jesus, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter..."

He's An Intellectual

	'He's an intellectual'. This means he went to Harvard, where he was 'educated' beyond his mental capacity. This is what turned him into a pompous buffoon. He was allowed to keep the degree and the tie pin.
	- Oswald W. Pocus

The Bailout

	That's a bold and decisive plan. Unfortunately the problem it addresses isn't the problem we're currently facing. Because of the gravity of the problem we have, implementing the proposed solution would be catastrophic. But it's a fabulous plan!!
	- T. Herman Flunt

Your New Status

You are no longer a citizen - you are now a suspect.

A Worrisome Trend For Some

	There seems to be a trend developing among conservative Americans of fantasizing about liberal gun use on politicians.  Perhaps being robbed has something to do with it.
	- Dr. April Stint-Phlibette