Balance

Do we have Ultimate Truth yet?

What Is Christianity With American Characteristics?

	It is essentially this: you take the Little Prick into a room, throw Him against a wall, beat the Crap out of Him, then tell Him who's boss.
	- Rev. H. Lucas Thinn (Ret.)

Israel Annexed By America

In an action billed as a cost saving measure, the United States has annexed Israel. The main points of a White House study justifying the annexation were also released today:

• They control us financially anyway.

• It will stop all this dual loyalty nonsense.

• They are closer to New York than Hawaii.

• They already get more federal aid than a state.

• They have nuclear weapons that we could add to our own.

• They already have lots of representation in Washington.

• We are going to have to bail the country out anyway.

• It wouldn’t cost us a cent.

• If we could stop everyone fighting, we could earn billions from wingnut tourism.

• The politicians would have something else to talk about.

• We could teach them to play football.

• It would distract the public from our own problems.

• It will create jobs adding another star to the flag.

• There would be no import duties on a bottle of Mogan David.

• Disney could work wonders with the Temple Mount.

All Your Dollars Are Belong To Us

Socialism for bankers

The non-rich support the rich. What a country!

Where is God?

	God is incarcerated in a leather bound, gold-edged prison.
	- Rev. H. Lucas Thinn (Ret.)

Let's all talk about: Explosives

Americans are suicide bombers too.  Except, in their case, it is national suicide. 

-- Mr. Wallace Green