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Your New Status

You are no longer a citizen - you are now a suspect.

Preemptive Strike

	"Jentili, has the mail arrived yet?" "No Sir." "Thank goodness!" "You seem relieved Sir." "Not really Jentili. We have avoided delivery, but we have not prevented it. The only answer, as I see it, is a preemptive strike." "On the postman Sir?" "Of course not Jentili, that would be wrong. I propose we hide mail distribution boxes in the neighborhood after they have been filled, that way the postman will not be able to reload, so to speak. "Sir, what about the letters in the distribution boxes?" "Simple Jentili, you will anonymously ship them to the post office; after all, they should get some mail instead of constantly delivering it." "Sir isn't this illegal?"  "Ridiculous Jentili. We are simply moving the distribution boxes to a safe area - like responsible citizens. Furthermore, we are returning the undelivered mail to the post office. We should get a reward." "Yes you should Sir."
	-excerpt from one of Matt's conversations

How The Electoral System Works

The electoral system is conveniently divided into two parts: voting and counting.

Voting accomplishes this:

Then the counting phase begins as follows:

In order to simplify the counting process, winners are decided in advance by unelected officials who are totally honest.

Science At Work

The Assistants Entrance

The Associates Entrance

The Laureates Entrance

Religious Argument With Airballs

Do you see this airball in my hand? I'm going to toss it to you, and I want you to catch it.

This is the essense of religious argument.


- Rev. Harold Fowler Tinty

Conspiracy Theories Are Real

	Conspiracy theories are self replicating. Every conspiracy theory generates a spin-off as soon as someone disbelieves it. The disbelief generates a child conspiracy theory to explain the unsatisfactory parent conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theories are real, just like stock certificates are real. There is a supply of them. There is a market for them. Someone should bring the market theory of supply and demand to this phenomenon and analyze it in terms of a market 'bubble'. Excessive State secrecy generates conspiracy theories because no truth or clarification is available. Will this market have a top?
	- Nigel Thint

Main Stream Mythia

Asimov's Laws of Robotics Modified For Politics

Zeroeth- A politician must not merely act in the interests of individual lobbyists, but of all lobby groups.



First- A politician may not injure a lobbyist or, through inaction, allow a lobbyist to come to harm.



Second- A politician must obey orders given to him by lobbyists, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.



Third- A politician must protect his own interests as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

This seems to be what is happening, therefore, politicians are robots.

Evil robots.

- Thurston H. Drubburd

All Your Dollars Are Belong To Us

Socialism for bankers

The non-rich support the rich. What a country!

The Mystery Of Retroactive Immunity

	Is there a significant difference between retroactive immunity for the telcos that aided spying on the American people for the purposes of 'National Security' and the selling of indulgences by the Catholic church in the middle ages? Why do I keep thinking that retroactive immunity for corporate criminals, and retroactive immunity for spiritual criminals as defined by the church, are two sides of the same coin? Different salesmen, same product I suspect.
	- Mildred Pew

Internet Damaged Brain Syndrome

	The technology we use to access the internet, changes us through its use. The internet effect: the devices or technology we use to access the internet turns us into quasi-copies of those same devices.   I notice it. My intellectual depth of field has been reduced. It is time related. I don't want to spend the time to read an entire article. I scan for important things - things that strike my fancy or appeal to my sense of quality at the moment. I am being led to evaluate articles on the basis of length or quantity instead of quality. I do no study. If deep thinking or study is equal to deep reading, then my internet activities are reducing my mental capacity for intelligence. The more time I spend on the internet, the more shallow I become. I'm in up to my ankles about now.
	- Nigel Thint

A Reasoned Response To Wild Speculation

	The reflexive dismissal of evidence that supports alternative ideas - by declaring it to be hoaxed - irritates me.  I reject, out of hand, any suggestion that this academic malpractice is not a conspiracy deliberately perpetrated by Nudist Vegan Zionist Bankers.
	- Dr. Davenport Milesington