GAGA Eyes

It wasn't long after they met that Jesus feel madly for George.

Main Stream Mythia

Where Was Jesus Kidding?

	So Jesus was a man right?  A fully functioning, normal man.  He laughed, cried, had friends?  That means he spoke in a regular way and therefore used irony, humor and sarcasm. So, open the Bible then, and tell me where he was kidding.
	- Rev. H. Lucas Thinn (Ret.)

The Problem With Democracy

	If the hallmark of democracy is informed consent, then how do you achieve that in a state immersed in government secrecy? On the other hand, how do you inform a moron?
	- Mrs. Mildred Burke

Memories of Sherlock Holmes

	How Sherlock knew what was impossible, is impossible to say.
	- Prof. T. Henry Carver

Global War On Lunch

	If Bin Laden and Ahmadinijhad were both in a restaurant, and Bin Laden said "pass the salt", the Americans would claim they were in secret talks.
	- Maury Blingberg

Let's all talk about: Rumors

What if your own inner voice is not yours? 

-- Mrs. Vernon T. Zint