Suicide Accountants Attack America

The International Monetary Fund is responsible for the supervision of the international monetary system.

The IMF's board of directors has decided that a Financial Sector Assessment Program will be performed on the US.

This is a comprehensive examination of the US financial system. It will likely uncover significant criminal activity, given that the primary task of the Federal Reserve is to bail out bank profiteers and racketeers with hundreds of billions in taxpayer money.

This must be done because American banks are too exceptional (big) to fail.

"As part of the assessment," said a Der Spiegel article, "the Fed, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the major investment banks, mortgage banks and hedge funds will be asked to hand over confidential documents to the IMF team. They will be required to answer the questions they are asked during interviews. Their databases will be subjected to so-called stress tests — worst-case scenarios designed to simulate the broader effects of failures of other major financial institutions or a continuing decline of the dollar."

Montana Senator Vincent Boeuf said "This represents a direct attack on our sacred cow of American Exceptionalism and must not be tolerated. Americans treasure the freedom of their elites to fleece them. Therefore, I believe the US must redefine the IMF as Insane Muslim Fanatics. I urge the President to immediately cut taxes and launch air strikes on IMF headquarters in Washington."