Satan Traced to Jovian Moon

	Yesterday, creationists at the First Baptist Armageddon Laboratory speculated to Matt Mental that the shifting of poles on one of Jupiter's moons strongly suggest the presence of Satan. The discovery of "wandering poles" on Europa provides further evidence of a deep reservoir of sin beneath the moon's icy crust. Many creationists believe the hidden ocean of sin, warmed by tidal forces from Hell, may provide a suitable habitat for Satan. Europa, which is only slightly smaller than the Earth's moon, has a number of unexplained surface features pointing to a turbulent moral history. One example, is two groups of broad troughs and depressions at diametrically opposite locations on Europa's surface. Verified by images from three spacecraft, Voyager, Galileo and New Horizons, these features are shown extending more than 500 kilometers. Creationists writing in the First Baptist Armageddon Laboratory's journal 'The End' said these were exactly the type of graffiti-like patterns that would be expected to result from the sinful activities of Satan’s minions.