Biblical Scholar Proves That Jesus Stood To Urinate

Here is a video of a manly man's man, bursting with biblical levels of testosterone.

Strangely, he has no beard.

However, from this we know that Jesus stood to urinate. The overarching importance of this cannot be "misunderestimated".

I think all manly men should join me in standing to urinate, during a National Piss Off as soon as I organize it.