Professor Eric Fint of the University of Education has discovered the first known life-sized bust of Timidites Caesar, elder brother of the Emperor Julius Caesar.
It shows the Emperor's brother just after waking up.
Professor Fint, who spoke to Matt Mental from rehab, said: "I just knew it was Timidites! Who else would have such a majestic look?"
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Rare Bust Of Julius Caesar's Older Brother Found
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